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I DON'T TOOT MY HORN

Thu Jan 22, 2009, 7:09 PM
HELLO EVERYONE. MHM YES MHM EVERYONE BECAUSE EVERYONE'S WATCHING ME DUH! WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE POINT OF THIS VIDEO. WE HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO GET REALLY UPSET WHEN I KNOW THAT I'M A SUCCESSFUL 21 YEAR OLD WE HAVE A LOOOOOT OF PEOPLE THAT GET REALLY FUCKING HEATED UP WHEN THEY HEAR ME SOUNDING LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MYSELF WHY DO YOU CARE IF I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MYSELF WHY DOES IT BOTHER YOU TO SEE ME LOVE MYSELF WHY DOES IT MAKE A FROWN ON YOUR FACE WHEN I'M SMILING HUH? WHY DOES ME SMILING PUT A FROWN ON YOUR FACE THATS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT. WE'VE GOT A LOT OF DEMONIC SOULS OUT THERE PEOPLE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT JUST GET REALLY MAD ANYTIME THEY SEE SOMEONE KNOWING THEIR WORTH BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO. THEY GET UPSET WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE N-CONSCIOUS AND KNOWING THEIR POWER AND WHAT THAY'VE DONE THEIR ACCOMPLISHMENTS THEY REALLY MAD SEEING SOMEONE THAT'S PROUD OF THEMSELVES. WHY? BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING. BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS. BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I MAY BE A LAUGHINGSTOCK TO THEM THE JOKES REALLY ON YOU HONEY BECAUSE I'M LAUGHING AT THE BANKS SO WHICH IS THE BIGGER JOKE? YOU MAY BE ABLE TO LAUGH AT ME HONEY BUT I'M LAUGHING...AT YOUR LAUGHTER BECAUSE I'M THE ONE THAT'S ABLE TO MAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OFF OF BEING A JOKE SO IF THAT'S WHAT I AM TO YOU TERRIFIC I HOPE I STAY THAT TO YOU FOREVER. UM WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT TOPIC YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE CALL IT CONCEIT AND FULL OF YOURSELF AND IT'S REALLY NOT I HAVE A LOT OF INSECURITIES I'M WELL AWARE THAT I'M NOT A PERFECT PERSON. UM...YOU KNOW...BUT JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT PERFECT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GONNA BE THE BEST ME I CAN BE...AND YOU KNOW IT'S JUST LIKE SOME PEOPLE SAY PEOPLE MISTAKE KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS WELL SOME PEOPLE MISTAKE STRENGTH FOR CONCEIT...THINK ABOUT THAT SOME PEOPLE MISTAKE KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS...WELL SOME PEOPLE MISTAKE STRENGTH FOR BITCHINESS WHICH IS A REALLY FUCKED UP THING WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT BECAUSE WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WALK AROUND HERE ALL THE TIME VULNERABLE AND FUCKING WEAK AND SHIT NO I'M NOT GONNA BE WEAK JUST TO MAKE SOME PEOPLE HAPPY I'M NOT GONNA MAKE ME A WATERED DOWN VERSION OF MYSELF JUST TO MAKE ME EASIER TO SWALLOW IN FACT I GET OFF ON IT I GET OFF ON KNOWING THAT YOU HATE THAT I LOVE MYSELF...I GET OFF ON KNOWING THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE IT...KNOWING...THAT I'M CONFIDENT YOU KNOW CALL MY CONCEITED BABY CALL ME WHAT YOU WILL...YOU KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY I TOOT MY HORN TOO MUCH BITCH I HAVE NEVER BEEN THE TYPE TO TOOT MY OWN HORN. I DON'T TOOT MY HORN I BLARE IT BITCH! HA! I DON'T TOOT MY HORN! I BLARE THAT SUCKER! PYEW PYEW I LAY ON THE HORN BITCH DON'T MAKE ME BRAG BECAUSE IT'LL TAKE A WHILE AHAHAHAHA I DON'T TOOT MY HORN I BLARE IT I LOVE THAT SAYING DON'T YOU I CAME UP WITH IT MYSELF...YOU HATE HEARING ME...EMBRACE MYSELF. YOU KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WORTH AND IT MAKES THEM MAD AND IF THERE'S ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WORTH...CUT THEM OUT LIKE LITTLE PAPER DOLLS CUT THEM OUT OF YOUR LIFE AND TOSS 'EM CUZ THEY'RE NOT WORTH ANYTHING...TELL THEM THAT YOU DON'T TOOT. YOUR. HORN. IF IT MAKES THEM MAD THAT YOU'RE A CONFIDENT PERSON...TELL 'EM ...I DON'T TOOT MY HORN BITCH. I BLARE IT. I'LL JUST I LOVE THAT SAYING IT'S SO EMPOWERING I'M GLAD THAT I CAME UP WITH IT. I LOVE IT...TELL PEOPLE THAT THAT TRY TO BRING YOU DOWN...THAT SAY THAT YOU'RE TOO FULL OF YOURSELF I DON'T TOOT MY HORN I BLARE THAT BITCH OKAY? SHIT DON'T MAKE ME BRAG CUZ IT'LL TAKE A WHILE...OKAY? I'LL MAKE YOU-I'M GONNA TEACH YA'LL A LESSON THAT YOUR MAMA'S AND DADDY'S SHOULDA TAUGHT YOU THEY'LL SHALL HONOR THAT CROCKER OKAAY GET OVER IT LIKE IT OR LUMP IT DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO BUT YOU AIN'T BRINGING ME DOWN IF YA'LL WERE GONNA BRING ME DOWN YOU WOULD'VE A LONG DAMN TIME AGO DONT'CHU THINK? ....MEEEEEEH, HEEHEEHEE.

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